I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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