I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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