so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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