My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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