Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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