why didn't you poke me back
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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