Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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