Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Sober January is a disaster.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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