i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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