No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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