she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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