I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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