why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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