He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
