Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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