you guys were way drunker than both of me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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