its not stalking. its research.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
someone owes me an orgasm
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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