We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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