We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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