you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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