why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I need water and some morals
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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