I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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