They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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