I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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