Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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