You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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