So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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