Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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