wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
