She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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