How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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