brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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