I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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