i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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