I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
