Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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