Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
