i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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