oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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