its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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