i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi