I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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