I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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