I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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