She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
