How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
