Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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