About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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