Ambien. No doubt about it.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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