only if we run a train.
done.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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