I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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