dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
two words: eviction party
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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